Talk Like a Pirate Day Mate!

The good captain must still be in his cups as to almost forget such a fine day as this. So hoist yer sails and turn yer back to the wind and don't forget m'harties to plunder first then burn! Arr. Hoist the Black Jack and lay in for Tortuga.

(Yes, it is Talk Like A Pirate Day again :-) Now wheres me wench and me rum?